For agents

Machine-readable Loan My Coins

The same operations serve this website and the MCP endpoint. One registry, generated lists, no hand-written copies.

Callable tools

What an agent can call

Endpoint: /mcp (Streamable HTTP). The machine-readable list is at /tools-manifest, and /llms.txt names the same tools.

evaluate_btc_loan

States the documented BTC repurchase illustration in bitcoin: transferred, received, paid at repurchase, returned, and the economic cost. Documented example, per 1 BTC: 1 BTC in, 0.95 BTC received, 0.95 BTC paid at repurchase, 0.95 BTC returned, 0.05 BTC cost, scaled from btcTransferred. An optional hypotheticalValueBtc adds a scenario layer: what the deployed proceeds might be worth in BTC at repurchase, shown against the obligation and against simply holding the original amount. The value is supplied by the caller, never forecast. Equivalently, scenarioReturnPct supplies that scenario as a hypothetical BTC-denominated return in percent on the amount received; the result states the break-even return against simply holding. Supply at most one of the two. Illustrative only. It is not an offer of credit, a price forecast, a tax conclusion, or a suitability finding. It names no borrower outcome. It does not submit an enquiry, request an introduction, or start onboarding. Only a person does that, on the Loan My Coins site.

find_answer

Searches Loan My Coins's published answers and returns up to five, word for word as the site publishes them, best first, each with its page url. Only approved published content is returned; an empty answers list means no published answer matches. Deterministic; no model.

prepare_introduction

Returns the programme, enquiry type, and acquisition-source context for the Loan My Coins introduction form, and where a person can complete it. Programme is always lmc and the enquiry type is always bitcoin_loan_referral. An LMC introduction never creates a TBA advisory commission. It does not fill personal fields and does not submit anything. Only a person submits the form.

read_reality_check

Returns one curated weekly Reality Check edition: for Strategy (MSTR), Strive (ASST), and Metaplanet (3350), over 1 week, 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, and 12 months, three separate readings: the equity's unlevered performance relative to BTC, the financed deployment result against holding the original 1 BTC after the documented repurchase economics (break-even needs a 1 BTC terminal value), and coverage of the 0.95 BTC repurchase obligation with any shortfall. Prices are sourced adjusted closes in the edition record; Metaplanet is converted from JPY with the recorded USD/JPY rate. Historical, hypothetical, and retrospective only: not a forecast, a recommendation, or evidence of available contract maturities. Shorter windows are hypothetical holding periods.

Policy

What no tool does

Loan My Coins introduces prospective borrowers to an independent loan provider. It does not lend, approve loans, or give investment, tax, or suitability advice. Operations return published information and documented illustrations only, and never submit anything; only a person may request an introduction.