Interactive Quiz Are You a Terminal Bitcoiner? 7 quick meme-powered questions. ⚠️ Side effects may include selling your chairs for sats. Question 1 of 7 What's your long-term plan for your Bitcoin? Never selling — my kids can fight over it. Sell at $1m and buy an island. Trade in and out, catch the pumps. Not sure I'll still hold next halving. Question 2 of 7 When number go up, how do you feel? My conviction gets stronger. I'm calculating exit targets. Panicking I don't have enough. Is it too late to buy? Question 3 of 7 How many chairs do you own? 🪑 Zero — sold them all to stack sats. One. It's uncomfortable but Bitcoin fixes this. A few — my partner wouldn't let me sell. Plenty — I like sitting more than stacking. Question 4 of 7 What's your biggest fear? Leaving sats on an exchange. Being the single point of failure for my family's Bitcoin. Missing a bull run. Bitcoin going to zero. Question 5 of 7 Which describes your vibe best? Stacker of last resort. Shadowy super-coder. Trader looking for edge. Fiat enjoyer dabbling in BTC. Question 6 of 7 Offered a fiat loan against BTC — what do you do? Laugh. Enjoy liquidation, I'll pass. Maybe, if rates are low. Fiat me, please! No — I want Bitcoin for Bitcoin. Question 7 of 7 Finish the sentence: "I don't have a price, because…" Bitcoin is priceless. It's for my kids' future. Everyone has a price — mine's just high. Still figuring that out. Reset Show My Result We don't store your answers, for entertainment purposes only.
